I'm with you, man. Cancer is such a douchy disease. A while back, I was growing a third testicle. Showed my doctor, just as proud as I could be. Doctor took it out and sent it to the lab.

This is what tumors do. They raise your hopes, and then crush them. They take something wonderful, and twist it into a broken monstrocity.

Tumors break hearts. They leave sorrow and grief in their wake.

Aleast the doctor didn't try giving you a healing factor to offset the cancer. That could have harmful effects on your sanity and- hey look you already have a Deadpool avatar.

Benign growth, called an abcess. Basically, it's a cross between a zit and a tumor. They tend to be a little on the not fun side, sometimes bordering on "break out in a cold sweat and need to catch your breath from the sheer pain."

And then some of them appear in your genitals and make you believe you have superhuman virility. It happens.

Hmm maybe it did give you superhuman virility and your doctor didn't want the competition so instead of sending it for testing he just implanted it on himself.

Yeah I know a thing or two about testicular cancer, lost one of those in 2013. That same year I heard I needed chemo literally 2 day before my 27th birthday. Noe all in all I can't complain about that, I didn't get nearly as sick as I could have bee, I can eat food I ate during without getting and the cancer was still in it's early stages, but yeah that wasn't a fun three times three weeks.

Involved, not invovled.

Am I the only one who thinks it's going to turn out Zeff just switched it to a bad soup?

I wonder if Raxon hangs around irc... *wink, wink* Especially around esper.net... *wink, wink, wink* What? I am just curious to hang around him sometime..

Nope, sorry. I spend more time on deviantart, writing my crazy.