And then, Zeff, known for his insatiable lust for women, found himself stranded on a deserted island with naught but a lowly cabin boy for company. One thing led to another, until Zeff was drained so dry, he looked like an anorexic supermodel.

Well, a more anorexic model than usual, I mean. The pirate life is a hard life.

Oh dear god.

Is that not a literal description of what happened?

Yes, it is exactly as you say, though I never heard mention that Zeff was a Lady's Man...

Look at that moustache. How can he not be?

By being a man's man? If that's the case, it's no wonder he likes both Luffy and Roger.

He's after their D.

So monkey D luffy stands for dick?

Monkey Dick Luffy

Gold Dick Roger.

Spoilers!!!! ((this scene was written in the 90s, so...shame on you if you're actually worried about spoilers))

Curse you! You exploited my only weakness. 20 year old spoilers!

Ackpth! Ye've laid shame upon me!

ARE YOU COVERED IN SHAME? DO YOU REQUIRE SOMETHING TO WASH IT ALL OFF? FORGET OXI-CLEAN, AND GET SHAME-WOW!

Is it bad that I can totally hear Luke doing those soundeffects?

considering he is doing them, no.