Darths and Droids shows us that pre-rolling the 1s out doesn't work anyway. =)

Frequentist probability tells us that pre-rolling the ones is stupid.

Beysian tells us that if a cheaply mass-produced die seems to be throwing high more often than not, it probably is.

*Bayesian.

I had some of those! Glow in the dark dice, that is. They're awesome.

he can AOO for anything with that range.

The "no way" like he don't believe in theses kind of superstition followed by his last line is gold.

Also from what little i knows, you get a AOO when someone moves withing your character's threatened squares, but when you got elastic arms that must give some pretty large threatened squares.