Uncle Brewsky is one ya gotta watch out for, he's very protective of his daughters, Mary and Daiquiri, even though Mary's already sleeping with Mojito, their pool boy.
Auntie Absinthe is a complete weirdo; it's best to leave her alone, lest you end up like poor grandpa Hooch.
Of course there's also Brandy and her husband Nog. Our Great Aunt Amarula has that new fling, Joe, but he's somewhat bitter, if average everywhere else.
Guest
6th Oct 2014, 12:40 AM
Panel 3: Cymbals, not cymbols.
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Joe the Rat
6th Oct 2014, 7:52 AM
Nah, see they're cymbals, but they're also his symbols.
Ergo, cymbols.
Though given the mood swings, maybe he needs Cymbaltas.
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hiddennijafist
6th Oct 2014, 12:42 AM
curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Raxon
6th Oct 2014, 1:22 AM
Gin is okay, but his brother Bourbon is the real badass in the family.
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Malroth
6th Oct 2014, 1:30 AM
meh both of them have an unhealthy obsession with Sherry despite the fact that she's currently 7 years old again thanks to her !!SCIENCE!!
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Zero Jack
6th Oct 2014, 2:32 AM
Shhh! Keep it down, otherwise Old Man Whiskey is gonna beat us up for talking for talking about his kids!
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Raxon
6th Oct 2014, 3:12 AM
I feel like I should make this a thing. Should I write a story about the Alcies?
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Hotduelist
6th Oct 2014, 3:57 AM"punny"
What about Rum? He has his eye set on finding the traitors
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Joe the Rat
6th Oct 2014, 7:50 AM
I wouldn't worry about Rum too much. He's never there when you need him.
"Why is Rum always gone?"
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guy
6th Oct 2014, 10:13 AM
haha case closed.
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Solokov
6th Oct 2014, 6:05 PM
.....you reminded me of Boubon...and now I am sad.
Such a refreshingly interesting character in a world of stab you in the ba...oh wait that's exactly what he was going to do to Artyom...
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aqua
6th Oct 2014, 4:18 AM
and everyone pretends grandpapy grog doesn't exist
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Raxon
6th Oct 2014, 4:59 AM
Don't forget Granny Moonshine!
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cedric13sai
6th Oct 2014, 6:54 AM
That blind old bat!? How could we!?
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super_big_mac
6th Oct 2014, 1:00 PM"Ale in the Family"
Uncle Brewsky is one ya gotta watch out for, he's very protective of his daughters, Mary and Daiquiri, even though Mary's already sleeping with Mojito, their pool boy.
Auntie Absinthe is a complete weirdo; it's best to leave her alone, lest you end up like poor grandpa Hooch.
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super_big_mac
6th Oct 2014, 1:09 PM
Of course there's also Brandy and her husband Nog. Our Great Aunt Amarula has that new fling, Joe, but he's somewhat bitter, if average everywhere else.
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Kestos
6th Oct 2014, 7:41 AM"bla"
Don't forget about the twins Whisky and Whiskey
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Spare Parts
6th Oct 2014, 12:43 PM
Last panel = best fanfic ever!
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Super_Big_Mac
6th Oct 2014, 1:02 PM
Story Time today is about character (or player) memory loss, whether through alcohol or other mind-altering substances/incantations.
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guy
6th Oct 2014, 6:32 PM
Don't forget uncle Vodka. He's one tough bastard.
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Scribe
9th Oct 2014, 12:16 AM
I prefer to call him Comrade Vodka...
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