Panel 3: Cymbals, not cymbols.

Nah, see they're cymbals, but they're also his symbols.
Ergo, cymbols.

Though given the mood swings, maybe he needs Cymbaltas.

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Gin is okay, but his brother Bourbon is the real badass in the family.

meh both of them have an unhealthy obsession with Sherry despite the fact that she's currently 7 years old again thanks to her !!SCIENCE!!

Shhh! Keep it down, otherwise Old Man Whiskey is gonna beat us up for talking for talking about his kids!

I feel like I should make this a thing. Should I write a story about the Alcies?

What about Rum? He has his eye set on finding the traitors

I wouldn't worry about Rum too much. He's never there when you need him.
"Why is Rum always gone?"

haha case closed.

.....you reminded me of Boubon...and now I am sad.


Such a refreshingly interesting character in a world of stab you in the ba...oh wait that's exactly what he was going to do to Artyom...

and everyone pretends grandpapy grog doesn't exist

Don't forget Granny Moonshine!

That blind old bat!? How could we!?

Uncle Brewsky is one ya gotta watch out for, he's very protective of his daughters, Mary and Daiquiri, even though Mary's already sleeping with Mojito, their pool boy.

Auntie Absinthe is a complete weirdo; it's best to leave her alone, lest you end up like poor grandpa Hooch.

Of course there's also Brandy and her husband Nog. Our Great Aunt Amarula has that new fling, Joe, but he's somewhat bitter, if average everywhere else.

Don't forget about the twins Whisky and Whiskey

Last panel = best fanfic ever!

Story Time today is about character (or player) memory loss, whether through alcohol or other mind-altering substances/incantations.

Don't forget uncle Vodka. He's one tough bastard.

I prefer to call him Comrade Vodka...