Happy two hours and fifteen minutes until Labor Day!

Fry: Hey, quit it, Hermes. It's Labor Day.
Hermes Conrad: Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?
Fry: That's the one.
Hermes Conrad: Hot damn! A day off!

Ah, labor day. I love this holiday! This is the day when all the pregnant women are gathered on the steps of the chinese temple and labor is induced in all of them simultaneously, causing the combined birthing fluids to flow down the steps. If if drowns a rabbit, we get six more weeks of valentines.

You've been in my Dwarf fortress game again haven't you?

Wait, you're capable of timing that? Impressive.

it's called swimming class

Welcome to labor day delicious friends!

British Rabbit that thinks we are Delicious? I'm suspecting a monty python refrence.

actually I was playing fallen London in another tab every time you go to a new place in fallen London it welcoms you like ( welcome to Spite delicious friend).

a new month, a new chance to get higher on top webcomics! Vote! or we sick raxon on you.

Yes! Vote now, or we'll perv Raxon on you!

"We'll perv Raxon on you!"

So, Raxon, would you like to read about the character of mine that everyone else in the party called "The Pervert?"

I would, yes. I want to know how he stacks up against the dude who used spiders to excite his lovers and make them a bit more... lively.

I don't mean he had the spiders bite, I mean he had the spiders crawl onto his head and hop right onto his lovers' faces, and then crawl into orifices. He had a fetish for men/women/ilithid/flesh golems/housepets filled with spiders.

The DM did tell us to create characters for a horror run. We had three serial killers of varying creativity, the creature from the black lagoon, captain ersatz Buffy the vampire slayer, and my dude.

One of these things is not like the others.

Did the "black" lagoon dude die first?

Actually, I was the black guy.

I used the only accent I could think of, and guess what. I was the only one who lived.

I was a real bad man.

Man I completely forgot about Pearl

He did'nt think the GM had another opponent planed for this.