I have a sudden craving for lobster, despite never having eaten it before. Intriguing.

Oh! I have a wonderful recipe for lobster bites! Here!

First, you cut the meat up into 1" cubes, roll them in bacon bits, beer batter them, then deep fry them in coconut oil. That's the real way to bring out the flavor!

Serve on toothpicks for added sophistication of and class.

Now you're ready to throw a fancy dinner party!

False: peanut oil is the way to go. Always. For everything. No exceptions (other than bacon grease). Additionally, 2cm cubes are ideal, as they have the added benefit of being an even measurement. And 2" cubes would simply be too big for proper elegance. But you probably knew this.

As an added addendum, the toothpicks MUST have those multicoloured plastic tips. This is non-negotiable.

You have strayed from the true path, brother.

These are the best toothpicks to use. You would know this if you weren't blinded by your own greed and lust for power.

But not for lobster bites! The plastic-tipped toothpicks maintain just the right balance of festiveness and elegance. If we were talking CRAB, now, those would certainly be the ideal. Or if we were talking chicken. Or steak. Or platypus. But not lobster!

Steak? With those?! Perish the thought! What do cattle have to do with swords? Pair those with pork.

Careful, it's the cockroach of the sea.

That's overstating how overrated it is, but yes, it is overrated.

This comic takes all that is awesome and funny in one piec and makes it BETTER!

BTW at what times does it update?

Assuming there's enough updates to buffer with it should be 3 times a week. Every now and then it's less than that, but that's what it is most of the time.

okay... so how's Luke gonna screw up this part of the job?

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Mmm... those mental immages are interesting. I should use them in a story or so *scrible*

One Piece Food always looks way too tasty.

GM, stop describing the food

Noooooo ! i wanted to make that Joke ! why did you preceed me.

I think GM being really good at describing food is going to become a running gag.

I like to imagine that The Crew is paying for all that food with Luke's wages. (never mind that he's paying back the damages to their ship, just go with it.)