Raise your hand if you felt that last panel in your soul.
/raises/

/Raises hand/

/raisehand

For those who are not 3.5 savvy, those various effects that are listed are each effects of bestow curse. However, normally you have to pick one rather than just getting hit with all three. Whatever Miss Monday is doing, it's nasty.

Miss Goldenweek. Miss Monday was the nun/beefcake at Whiskey Peak.