Oh yee gods, he's so far gone he's BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

A Luke with 4th wall awareness would be a nightmare for a GM if he where ablt to function properly, thankfully he only got this ability when on a sugar-high.

Gear Fourth Wall.

Wait, this is actually perfect.

The table is full of textbooks? What about a medical textbook or something talking about blood, that can fall into Luke's bag or something and he reads it later when he's bored.

The way I read it, the coffee table is (or was) literally made out of the old unsellable textbooks, and Cory was giving an honest answer to a question Phil was only asking because he'd completely forgotten the table was there.

Ah, Warship Island. Tis a silly place.

Nah, this guy is not even worth a double page.