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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5


20th Mar 2019, 3:10 AM

I really want to know how many times the Going Merry flew in its time... Time for another rewatch?

Here's a question - what's the most physically impossible thing that happened in your campaign?

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20th Mar 2019, 6:53 AM

Muscle-wizard style character causing a literal Time is warped and Space is bendable with a flex.

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20th Mar 2019, 7:21 AM

Ah, but did this Muscle Wizard have a handlebar moustache? This is the important question.

Seriously though, that sounds awesome!

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Joe the Rat

20th Mar 2019, 2:05 PM

Muscle Mystery!

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20th Mar 2019, 8:31 AM

Well in any setting with magic physics is already kind of warped, but probably the wackiest what when a player’s overbuilt monk put a slime in a joint lock. I’ll let you try to figure that one out

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20th Mar 2019, 10:41 AM

What is a slime but a creature that is all joints?

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20th Mar 2019, 9:35 AM

My players once blew a hole in the side of the multiverse with with a Mending spell.

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20th Mar 2019, 10:53 AM

I guess my 0 strength character grappling just about everything they fought, including a giant slug at range and a thorn bush, doesn't exactly count as impossible, so probably when my sorcerer used thunderwave surrounded by allies without harming them (and later used Friend to boost an intimidate check)

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20th Mar 2019, 5:21 PM

A breast attack (sucker move, i know) to a female dragon.
No the dragon in the setting where not supposed to be mamals in this setting. but this one is, now.

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Mr. Guy

20th Mar 2019, 7:55 AM

Shooting a spray of alkaline liquid at a pool of acid to build a bridge of salt to allow us to safety cross.

It was pointed out that we would require an equal amount of base to nullify the acid (which given that it's strong enough to melt flesh is a very low pH)and it was unlikely we had enough base, but the same person said that a base and acid combined form a salt and water. So while building a bridge of salt via this method would be impossible the basic premise involved actual science.

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28th Mar 2019, 3:09 AM

Props to whoever brought that point up; that’s one science thing that isn’t often considered.

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TB Tabby

20th Mar 2019, 10:50 AM
"Maxim 43"

If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.

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20th Mar 2019, 5:18 PM
"note: "keikaku' means "plan""

All according to keikaku.

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17th Apr 2022, 11:44 PM

Okay, I know I’m probably alone in this but I’ve just gotta say it. I absolutely hate this arc so far. I know the author is trying to rush past into more interesting arcs but I feel like there’s a lot of clever jokes and ideas that could’ve been done here. Those clever takes and rule “abuse” is what makes me keep coming back to this comic, but this is one joke and not even a clever one: finals week so everyone is insane. It’s made me stop reading the comic twice already. I’m hoping I’ll be able to just tear the band-aid off this time and get this over with.

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