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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5


2nd Aug 2017, 1:15 AM
"Tell a Story: Delayed Payoff"

Sometimes your group forgets what they got, and when they got it, leading to lost notes of loot and reduced shares. Sometimes these events are not so accidental.

Share a story about when divvying the loot later than usual led to complications.

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Joe the Rat

2nd Aug 2017, 8:37 AM

Ignoring the veritable arsenal of magic everyone has (how do you forget you're carrying a staff twice as tall as you are?), handwriting seems to be what does them in...
"Guys, does anyone know what 500 lbs of "hoarhide" refers to?"
"Whore hide?!"
"Like a bunch stitched together, or one really big one?"
"It's Boarhide! From that giant green boar you fought."

So now, their first go-to for any non-combat problem is to use "whorehide."

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3rd Aug 2017, 12:29 AM

"No, honey no one in this room but me! Don't look under the bed though!"

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3rd Aug 2017, 1:32 PM

It's that thing you do in Assassin's Creed 2 where you pay courtesans to follow you.

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2nd Aug 2017, 1:17 AM

Awe, Cory is such a spoil sport. Half the fun of loot is dreaming up unreasonable ideas of what one might spend it on before they realize how much they actually get as an individual cut, i.e. Nowhere near enough.

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