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Average Rating: 5
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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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Lionman9

Lionman9




28th Dec 2015, 2:20 AM

Somehow I don't think this is what scientists mean when they say "Sea Cows"...
Tell a story of a truly bizarre animal that was crafted purely for pun. My DM once modified a giant squid encounter so that it would periodically use a drug to enhance its move/atk speed. It was difficult fighting the Cracken.

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Raxon

Raxon




28th Dec 2015, 5:48 AM

Fuck pun monsters. My character saw some platinum coins in a cup and reached for them. His hand was bitten off by the franken-stein.

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GLWgameplayer




28th Dec 2015, 10:03 AM
"Halucinations"

One of the PC's was hit with a sword coated in some thing and he started halucinating so the GM kept pulling out these weird fantasy creatures and saying he saw them while descretely passing notes to the other player that it was a cow.

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MFG




28th Dec 2015, 6:34 PM

Not really a pun, but I've always been fond of the time our party ran into a group of cat-snake hybrid things, which somehow got corrupted into Cake-Snacks.

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BakaGrappler




28th Dec 2015, 2:23 AM

Sea Beefsteak incoming!!! Does it taste like beef, or does it taste like fish? Let's find out!

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m2012e




28th Dec 2015, 10:42 PM

Talk about a Surf and Turf.

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Malroth

Malroth




28th Dec 2015, 4:30 AM

I wanna eat random One Piece Critters too

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Raxon

Raxon




28th Dec 2015, 5:50 AM

There's an anime dedicated to killing and eating all manner of fantastical wildlife. It is called Toriko, and it is glorious.

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Zaerosz

Zaerosz




28th Dec 2015, 6:27 AM

The anime is pretty mediocre compared to the manga, though. Too much censoring, an annoying exposition character follows everyone everywhere to inform the audience exactly what they're looking at, and they wrote the ending early AND changed it to the point where it's not possible to continue the manga's story if the anime ever continues.

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Raxon

Raxon




29th Dec 2015, 3:05 AM

Agreed. I love the manga. Especially the recent arc where they needed to grab the monkey king's balls to replace Komatsu's heart.

I am still of the headcanon that Toriko is the result of Goku finding the dragonballs as an old man, and wishing to return the world back to when basically everything in the world was food, and eating tastier foods made you stronger. A bigger, more exciting world of adventure and delicious food.

"Well it's about damn time somebody made a wish that didn't involve making me a glorified celestial taxi service! Very well, Goku. I will bring about a new era for the Earth. An age of food and danger and adventure. Hell, can't be any worse than the time that freak wished every woman on Earth had three buttholes and sapient breasts with Gilbert Godrey's voice."

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Guest




28th Dec 2015, 6:28 AM

One should always remember to show episodes or Toriko to starving children.

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Lina

Lina




28th Dec 2015, 7:06 AM

I heard that when (if) they are going to continue the anime, they are going to re-do the whole last arc, from the start of the tournament.
I hope that is true. The screwed up so much!

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Solokov




28th Dec 2015, 4:32 PM

While I haven't seen or read Toriko, there's a manga I stumbled over in the same vein called Dungeon Menshi, it's pretty interesting.

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Raxon

Raxon




30th Dec 2015, 12:19 AM

Toriko is the most recent exponential power growth battle anime. DBZ, then Yu Yu Hakusho, then Bleach. The kind where the battles are awesome and over the top.

The gimmick this time is that the more delicious the food, the more powerful it makes you.

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Otaku

Otaku




28th Dec 2015, 11:15 AM

I'd be interested in trying them except One Piece does so much humanizing of the animals, I can't tell if it is simply cartoon shtick or if they are going to pull a Chronicles of Narnia on me. =P

Plus with Devil Fruit, I'd be paranoid I was somehow eating a human anyway. Besides Zoan Types, given that we saw a fruit that changes people into toys, a fruit that changes people into beasts seems to be a given.

...

Luffy is going to eat a crew member someday, isn't he?

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Inbetweenaction




28th Dec 2015, 2:57 PM

Well, he DID try to eat their doctor in the beginning...

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Otaku

Otaku




29th Dec 2015, 11:50 PM

Yeah... but Chopper wasn't a crew member yet. ;)

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Disloyal Subject




28th Dec 2015, 7:40 PM

And the problem with eating a human would be what, exactly?

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Guest




28th Dec 2015, 8:26 PM

Depends. Did you kill it yourself, or did it die of natural causes?
If it's the first then the problem is its murder. Same thing would be true if you killed a fish man, a twilek, or a Klingon. If it's the second then there is nothing wrong with it at all.

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Otaku

Otaku




29th Dec 2015, 11:52 PM

Two fold:

Anything that reduces the value of human life affects us all. That applies to more than just treating human flesh as a food source and historically, it ain't a good thing.

It also happens to be against the teachings of my faith (Christian) and while there are plenty of bits that are either debated or hard to explain outside of divine fiat... this is not one of them. XP

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Raxon

Raxon




30th Dec 2015, 12:36 AM

My religion also teaches that the eating of human flesh is abhorrent (also christian, but very likely a different sect.)

One additional reason is that human flesh is dangerous to consume. Even thoroughly cooked, it can transfer neurological or other diseases, such as kuru. Or worse, they might be a carrier of something. Viral or bacterial, it could be incredibly lethal. Pryons are a particularly dangerous thing, since cooking doesn't kill them, and you won't see them under a standard microscope.

Consider that this is coming from Raxon of the iron gut. The man who eats raw eggs and still bloody meat. I have never fallen prey to any food based illness, even that time I ate the brownies made with sesame oil instead of canola oil. I have been served bad shellfish, with no ill effects. My gut is a terrifying monster which ravages all that enters it. That should give you an idea how bad an idea it is to eat human flesh.

I do not recommend the brownie thing, though. At all. Sesame oil is amazing to fry meat in for chili though. Like, freaking awesome with onions and peppers.

Also because I have seen someone die of kuru. At least as bad a death as breast cancer.

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Spire




29th Dec 2015, 9:40 AM

Heh. I once made an entire race which was a pun and parody combo of finnish people.

They were called the Fins, and the most prominent feature was that they were all either bulky and buff, or lanky, snide types.

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TippyToe Zombie




30th Dec 2015, 2:48 PM

I think it might be about time to update the cast page.

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