Don't you just hate it when the the mooks have ranks in perception?

The gaming table is a buzz zone for drama, and relief. And people say some of the strangest things during the heights of drama, and relief.

What are some of the more unusual or memorable exclamations your party has produced at your gaming table?

My group has had some high tension moments, only to have one of the clerics or paladins of the party exclaim some weird phrase to destroy it. Ex: By the balls of Moradin! or I swear by the left titty of Sune that you shall be destroyed!

i make it my personal quest to tell every boss a variantion of "you ____ my ____. prepare to die."

sister dead? prepare to die. stole my money? prepare to die. petted my cat? prepare to die.

all before i release a glorious hail of magical gunfire...

pathfinder is fun y'all

Mine mostly resort to Monty Python references. We've had a druid who called all his spells shrubberies, and one paladin who insisted on fighting with "holy hand grenades"- ie, enchanted radiant exploding rocks.
And against any plant based enemy, our barbarian starts to sing the Lumberjack Song. Not even the bard, it's the barbarian.

So he's the bardbarian

He's a Lumberjack, so its okay.

and unlike pesky mages he kan work all night and sleep all day

In my group our bard used vicious mockery to cause a goblin to die and every since then on their turn one of use will yell out "Make them kill themself".