Judging from their reactions, I'm guessing that you're right, and that the "lever" is why he has that name. If you know what I mean. Wink wink, hint hint, nudge nudge.
... look, Raxon isn't here yet, SOMEBODY had to say it.
I'm guessing his strength score is over 9000. Or at least close to 40.
A house would weight at least 3000lb (according to what I could find online)
and 29 would allow you a max carry capacity of 1400lb(which also allow Arlong to lift the house enough to topple them).
39 would allow for 5600lb.
At 36 Strength he would deal +20 damage when wielding a two handed weapon from strength alone.
DO YOU WANNA GET STRONG!? DO YOU WANNA FLIP HOUSES LIKE PANCAKES? DRINK POWER THIRST! POWER THIRST MAKES YOU STRONG AS A FISH! FISHMAN! YOU'LL BE SO STRONG YOU'LL BITE GUNS IN HALF! YOU'LL EAT GUNS AND CRAP GRENADES!
POWER THIRST MAKES YOU GOOD AT FIGHTING! YOU WANNA SWORDFIGHT? POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU GROW SIX ARMS, AND YOUR SWORDS WILL WEIGH SIX TONS! YOUR NOSE WILL BE A SWORD! YOU WILL SWORDFIGHT WITH YOUR FACE!
DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AT SWIMMING! YOU'LL SWIM SO FAST, YOU'LL OUTRUN SHIPS! POWER THIRST LETS YOU BREATHUE UNDERWATER! AND THEN YOU'LL BE PIRATES! AND FIGHT WITH OTHER PIRATES! YOU'LL BECOME KING OF ALL THE PIRATES! YOU'LL GO ON ADVENTURES AND PUNCH MONSTERS!
DRINK POWER THIRST TODAY AND START PUCNCHING MONSTERS!
Just recently found this and I've just caught up with your latest update Dragontrainer. I have to say I find this even better than the original material. Well done! Also, Raxon both amuses and disturbs me with his stories.
Everyone is surprised about high STR scores. Oh, kids, all you need is Festering Anger (lovely magical disease) combined with 1 single level in Cancer Mage (lovely class specifically for this).
Go make Uncle Coos proud and DMs cry now.
Bonus Tip: There is an AC increaseing disease as well~ That and Warp Touch can be a quite rewarding bet.
or 1 level in binder or a wand of lesser restoration or lesser restoration on your class list and a single lv2 pearl of power or the feat "Shape Soulmeld: Strongheart Vest"
No, what would have been worse is to arrive right after the thing is done doing it, but before it go away.
Not only they're too late to prevent the destruction of the town, but they still face the monster.
BakaGrappler
28th Aug 2015, 1:25 AM"Answer the Question: What does Arlong Have?"
A new segment of the comic, guess what Arlong has!
I say, Arlong has a level long enough that he can move the world! What say you?
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Captain Bacon
28th Aug 2015, 2:12 AM
Judging from their reactions, I'm guessing that you're right, and that the "lever" is why he has that name. If you know what I mean. Wink wink, hint hint, nudge nudge.
... look, Raxon isn't here yet, SOMEBODY had to say it.
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Keirgo
28th Aug 2015, 6:37 AM
Oh god! Are you saying he has an incredibly long Raxxon? And I thought an average length Raxxon was crazy enough.
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Luxe
28th Aug 2015, 7:01 AM
So an incredibly long Raxxon is enough to break reality and make everything flip. Sounds right to me.
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The Playwright
5th May 2016, 5:26 PM
So let me get this straight there is Raxon,BiggerRaxon and now Incredibly Long Raxon.Are their any other Raxons I should kow about?
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Dragynn
2nd Dec 2016, 1:22 AM"Snail!Raxon"
"Meow"
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Venchi
25th Dec 2017, 6:22 AM
I understood that reference.
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FanOfMostEverything
28th Aug 2015, 7:38 AM
A level long enough? Well, I suppose if it were written in binary... ;)
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Kaze Koichi
28th Aug 2015, 10:02 PM
He did what with his double-what?
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Drachnon
28th Aug 2015, 7:23 AM
I'm guessing his strength score is over 9000. Or at least close to 40.
A house would weight at least 3000lb (according to what I could find online)
and 29 would allow you a max carry capacity of 1400lb(which also allow Arlong to lift the house enough to topple them).
39 would allow for 5600lb.
At 36 Strength he would deal +20 damage when wielding a two handed weapon from strength alone.
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Raxon
28th Aug 2015, 11:34 AM
DO YOU WANNA GET STRONG!? DO YOU WANNA FLIP HOUSES LIKE PANCAKES? DRINK POWER THIRST! POWER THIRST MAKES YOU STRONG AS A FISH! FISHMAN! YOU'LL BE SO STRONG YOU'LL BITE GUNS IN HALF! YOU'LL EAT GUNS AND CRAP GRENADES!
POWER THIRST MAKES YOU GOOD AT FIGHTING! YOU WANNA SWORDFIGHT? POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU GROW SIX ARMS, AND YOUR SWORDS WILL WEIGH SIX TONS! YOUR NOSE WILL BE A SWORD! YOU WILL SWORDFIGHT WITH YOUR FACE!
DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AT SWIMMING! YOU'LL SWIM SO FAST, YOU'LL OUTRUN SHIPS! POWER THIRST LETS YOU BREATHUE UNDERWATER! AND THEN YOU'LL BE PIRATES! AND FIGHT WITH OTHER PIRATES! YOU'LL BECOME KING OF ALL THE PIRATES! YOU'LL GO ON ADVENTURES AND PUNCH MONSTERS!
DRINK POWER THIRST TODAY AND START PUCNCHING MONSTERS!
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Altessia
28th Aug 2015, 12:44 PM
My headspace went to a fishman Mr. Torgue. YOU WILL SWORDFIGHT WITH YOUR FACE! EXPLOSIONS!!
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The Old One
28th Aug 2015, 9:51 PM
I'll take 5 cases. There's no health warnings, is there?
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UnshodAtom
28th Aug 2015, 8:16 PM
Just recently found this and I've just caught up with your latest update Dragontrainer. I have to say I find this even better than the original material. Well done! Also, Raxon both amuses and disturbs me with his stories.
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Zangevi
28th Aug 2015, 9:10 PM
Yeah, Raxon has that effect on everyone.
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Raxon
28th Aug 2015, 11:54 PM
You ain't seen nothin yet.
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Eliza-GWR
31st Aug 2015, 1:24 AM
Just please don't start stripping...
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Dragynn
2nd Dec 2016, 1:23 AM
But don't stop either....
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Hell Coos
28th Aug 2015, 8:49 PM
Everyone is surprised about high STR scores. Oh, kids, all you need is Festering Anger (lovely magical disease) combined with 1 single level in Cancer Mage (lovely class specifically for this).
Go make Uncle Coos proud and DMs cry now.
Bonus Tip: There is an AC increaseing disease as well~ That and Warp Touch can be a quite rewarding bet.
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Malroth
29th Aug 2015, 12:37 AM
or 1 level in binder or a wand of lesser restoration or lesser restoration on your class list and a single lv2 pearl of power or the feat "Shape Soulmeld: Strongheart Vest"
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Reeder
25th Aug 2017, 3:49 PM
Hey...could have been worse. they could have arrived in this town just before whatever did this start doing it.
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Poker
6th Nov 2017, 8:26 PM
No, what would have been worse is to arrive right after the thing is done doing it, but before it go away.
Not only they're too late to prevent the destruction of the town, but they still face the monster.
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