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recentteen14




5th Jun 2015, 1:07 AM

Welp. Gotta love failed rolls. At least he didn't get one that had extremely directionless!

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kwak




5th Jun 2015, 1:26 AM

lsd flavored soup, a classic from Bender's cook book

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Raxon

Raxon




5th Jun 2015, 1:58 AM

Tell a story time about drugged food.

My druid once fed the others some of his mushroom soup. Apparently, they did not know my druid ate about a pound of hallucinogenic mushrooms each meal. Well, they went on a huuuuge three day bender, and I got to fill them in on what they did while trippin balls.

They believed that some outsider frog monsters (the Slaad) were going to come and kill everybody, so they made a plan. They gathered hundreds and hundreds of frogs, and the ranger stuck a hook in them to rip their guts out. They all wore these frogs as condoms to disguise themselves as gods.

This was good, but not enough. They went to the nearby village, and forcibly applied these froggy condoms to all the guys. Problem is, women don't have penises.

They solved that by rounding up billy goats and putting a froggy condom on each horn, then forcing one into each home where a woma lived. They even gave the mayor's wife's goat booties by putting the froggy condoms in its feet. They were so impressed by this that they went around and made all the goats wear froggy condom booties.

Then came their next obstacle: The children! You can't put condoms on children, so they went hunting and killed a bunch of deer. They made sausages out of the deer schlongs, a length of sausage links long enough to wrap all the way around the school, then they put a froggy condom on either end.

You cannot imagine the horror, seeing little bits of frog all over the place, and goat crap on every surface.

They were no longer welcome in that village, and they never asked for mushroom stew again.

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IsaiahOmega




5th Jun 2015, 3:11 AM

I remember this story and yet I stillcan't help but laugh while thinking about the looks on the other players faces

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




5th Jun 2015, 12:38 PM

Yeah, just Raxon mentioning drugged food was enough for me to know EXACTLY which story was coming... And I was STILL laughing by the end.

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Raxon

Raxon




5th Jun 2015, 2:28 PM

I have a few stories, some from games, some from my writing.

They tend to be memorable, because I'm entertaining, and people tolerate my silliness.

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Rzz




5th Jun 2015, 7:32 PM

At one point, I needed to play the original white box version of D&D for a class, so I got my regular 3.5 group to do it with me. We integrated it into the regular game by having the party encounter a group of bhuka and partaking of their 'peyote soup', which allowed the characters to experience their past lives.

What followed was an absurd attempt to cope with unfamiliar and poorly-explained rules, even with the Greyhawk supplement helping out. At least three characters died, including one 'Steve Austin' and 'The Revenge of Steve Austin'. That guy then managed to roll a paladin ('The Return of Steve Austin's Revenge') whose horse was actually the most powerful member of the party due to vague wording in the rules. I believe the term 'lay on hooves' was brought up at some point.

A great time was had by all, and by the time the soup wore off, one party member had achieved a great epiphany: his dog was actually an ancient cosmic being. But that's a story for another time

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CDysonSphere

CDysonSphere




5th Jun 2015, 6:37 AM
"Ultimate Life Form"

Man-Shark! Assemble!

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aqua




6th Jun 2015, 12:07 AM

who wants to hear newbispud do raxon's froggy story on his next story time video?

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Raxon

Raxon




6th Jun 2015, 12:48 AM

I also want to see a facecam in the corner, so we can watch the moment he says the words froggy condoms for all to hear.

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Sani2341

Sani2341




6th Jun 2015, 5:35 AM

yes so much yes

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Poker




5th Nov 2017, 6:38 PM
"Shark-fusion"

There's that fishman in Foxy's crew who seriousely do it to swim faster during the donut race.

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