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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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DragonTrainer

DragonTrainer



1st Apr 2015, 12:11 AM

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, EVERYBODY! ^_^

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Raxon

Raxon




1st Apr 2015, 12:22 AM

Man, I loved that film. It was so romantic, the way the vampire hero snuck inside her house at night and just stood there, watching her all night as she slept. I also loved the part where, one night, he meets this other suitor of hers, a werewolf. Then fang and fuzzy decide to both break it off with the boring human girl and go get some coffee together...

I hate to say this, but... This fanfic I just wrote is still a better love story than twilight.

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Guest




1st Apr 2015, 12:39 AM

Don't feel bad about saying it I have read twilight your story is better

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Raxon

Raxon




1st Apr 2015, 3:44 AM

If you like that, then just wait until my other story is done. The basic premise is that vampires are a form of metamorphic subspecies of human that are created when a man is bitten by some forgotton abomination in the primeval woods of romania, but has accidentally been brought to America.

These vampires go through a series of delusional states, similar to a case of rabies, then a blood craving vampiric phase, before they're reduced to sexual zombies. Once they locate a woman, they attempt to mate with her. If mating is successful, a small, buglike pseudofetus parasite born of the disease will burst out during coitus and implant itself in the woman's cervix. It feeds on blood, discarded tissue, and the occasional piece of foreign human flesh.

Basically, I looked at the trailer to Teeth, and asked myself how I could make this worse. The answer is by adding vampires and antlions to the mix.

And before you ask, yes, any foreign flesh. Penises, tongues, and fingers included. You can and will lose a digit of your finger to this little thing's jaws. After a while, the little bastard will crap out some eggs that grow into these ugly little fleshy things. These fleshy things are born to bite more men and spread the vampirism.

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Guest




1st Apr 2015, 7:16 AM

Have you read Brian Lumley's Necroscope series? Because that is pretty much what the premise is.

Vampires are humans infected with a parasite from another dimension, and can spread through any body fluid. Also they can shapeshift, which made for a few bizarre bedroom scenes

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nathan400

nathan400




1st Apr 2015, 12:28 PM

I thought you were going for Underworld at first.

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Raxon

Raxon




1st Apr 2015, 12:36 PM

Still a better love story than twilight.

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nathan400

nathan400




1st Apr 2015, 1:24 AM

What, you mean a story with actual characters and humor beats twilight?

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Jocksnap




1st Apr 2015, 12:35 AM

I love the Buttaco reference. You a big Willis fan?

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




1st Apr 2015, 1:56 AM

Apparently Luke is. And he enjoyed The Force Unleashed, based off of the screenname.
Granted, April 1st kind of invalidates any data here that we could extrapolate details of the players from...

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Otaku

Otaku




1st Apr 2015, 2:04 AM

He could also be a reference to a character from Darths & Droids, though since its late where I am I don't know if there is any connection between the two strips or not.

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Kinrah




1st Apr 2015, 3:33 AM

Um... is the last two messages' timestamp of *01/01* a typo and meant to be *04/01*?

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Volteri




1st Apr 2015, 3:50 AM

What, you mean there are more than 3 months in a year. Where do you live?

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DragonTrainer

DragonTrainer




1st Apr 2015, 9:41 AM

Oh dear, it appears there's been a rip in the space-time continuum. >_>

*Runs off to make edits*

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FlameI7




2nd Apr 2015, 10:11 PM

Speaking of, is the first date supposed to be the 27th? Because you skipped from 3 at night to 2 in the morning. Of the same day.

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Kyosuke Nambu




1st Apr 2015, 12:37 PM

April fools day world has it's own continuity!

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Poker




4th Nov 2017, 6:34 PM

Luke's avatar is either is try at a autoportrait, or his try at drawing Luffy.
we know he is'nt majoring in art.

now this is april fool day, so who know how much value anything seen there would have for the main comic canon.

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