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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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Clonchrooper




19th Dec 2014, 12:05 AM

I shouldn't... but I must! I can't... but how could I not? I... can't... control... the urge...
FIRST!!
NO, PLEASE FORGIVE ME INTERNET! HOW COULD I COMMIT SUCH A HORRIBLE ACT?!?!

P.S. I cast: Summon Bigger Raxon!

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Orion Fury




19th Dec 2014, 12:27 AM

Don't feel so bad, same thing happens to me when I see no comments. Granted it's been about 7 years since I've done it, but still, I've done it.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




19th Dec 2014, 1:00 AM
"A... Bigger Raxon? Does such a thing exist?"

You fool! You've fallen for one of the classic blunders doomed us all!

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Raxon

Raxon




19th Dec 2014, 2:00 AM

It's fine, but you need some spell components to cast Summon Bigger Raxon. You will need a computer with the browser at a furry image board. Congrats! You now know the proper way to cast Summon Bigger Raxon!

And now you can be a wizard, just like me!

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Lina

Lina




19th Dec 2014, 2:31 AM

Well, you summoned Raxon. It's a start, but it's not a Bigger Raxon yet. I think you need to level it up more or take a few feats for that!
Good luck!

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




19th Dec 2014, 5:18 AM

Truly, a Bigger Raxon would simply be Him and I fused together, and then triplicated. The Super Big Raxon Trio!

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Bigger Raxon




19th Dec 2014, 9:17 PM
"Wait, what just happened?"

What happened to the Christmas cookies I was decorating? Where the hell am I?

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Lina

Lina




21st Dec 2014, 10:32 AM
"I came, I saw, I ran away"

Everyone, run away!
There is now both a Raxon AND a Bigger Raxon, and Clonchtrooper is apperently strong enough to summon both...
Please, no one try to avange him for taking the first post, or this WILL turn into a bloodbath!

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Bigger Raxon




21st Dec 2014, 9:47 PM
"Oh for pete's sake..."

I'm only five inches taller than Raxon! Why does everyone assume that makes me a monster! I have never, EVER bathed in bloo- well okay there was that one time with the fungus and the gnomes but THAT WAS IT.

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*Sigh*




19th Dec 2014, 2:34 AM

Story time!

Tell a story that involves the destruction of a piece of armor.

I actually have a bit of an unusual one, we were doing a semi-stealthy dungeon crawl that involved a bunch of automatons in the shape of:
A. Spiders, and
B. Our Rogue (long story)

The spiders had a twofold attack strategy. First they would grapple with an opponent and, upon a successful grapple with that opponent, would begin covering them with a metallic web. Once the victim was completed being covered in the web, the spider had what was essentially a taser in its "mandibles" that would zap the web and melt it something fierce, along with the armor the victim was wearing.

Oh... and the victim themselves. But you know, details.

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Raxon

Raxon




19th Dec 2014, 3:43 AM

Allow me to tell you about a terrible spell, called touch of decay. Nonmagical items rust, crack, and generally become junk with a simple touch attack.

This horrible ability was owned by a golem. But not just any golem! No, this golem was powered by an orb of annihilation. Even though it was small and weak, it still managed to leave some of us more or less nude. Have I mentioned that I love playing a ranger? Because the class has its perks, like the ability to fight from a safe distance.

Man, I really wish I had the stats for that thing. I would love to use it in one of my games.

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QuarianRogue




21st Dec 2014, 1:36 AM

Why not stat one of your own? Is it honestly that hard to DIY a monster?

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Raxon

Raxon




21st Dec 2014, 1:22 PM

Meh. Not DMing at the moment. I might at a later date if it sounds useful.

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shrandis




20th Dec 2014, 6:51 PM

In a 3.5 campaign we played for years, we had a cleric with craft arms and armor feat who decked out the entire group, especially our fighter, with badass arms and armor. Even though all of us died a lot and get ressed with -1 level, the cleric who did not die once was the lowest level among us...why?

Because whenever he crafted an upgrade for that lunatic fighter, he somehow managed to lose it. Fail reflex save to rust monster? check. Try to ambush a zentarim trade caravan alone and have the rest of us negotiate his release for the cost of all our armor? check. Sacrifice +5 full plate and +5 shield to stop a huge war that he caused? check.

Last straw was when we were negotiating with a black dragon for the release of a political hostage. Negotiations were going fine and we were about to pay a huge ransom...until the dragon said "oh, i also want that guy's armor and shield". After that, the cleric just said "fuck it" and went righteousmightdivinepowerdivinefavorfullpowerattack on the poor greedy dragon, taking him down in 1 round.

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QuarianRogue




21st Dec 2014, 1:41 AM

Well when I arranged to off my character (I was sick of him and wanted to re-roll) he was wearing a coat that contained a Quantum Inventory, which is basically a Sci-Fi flavored bag of holding. And when he died, he died violently, destroying it. However, instead of erasing all the stuff from existing, an entire year's worth of random crap rained over the battlefield like a cross between a garage sale and a hail storm.

We called the event "The Crapsplosion"

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