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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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Raxon

Raxon




28th Nov 2014, 1:02 AM

Quick! Sanji! Use your special technique for reviving ladies! Surely it will work on Zeff!

Tell a story about waking a fair maiden... or the half orc barbarian.

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Dr. Inmate




28th Nov 2014, 3:14 AM
"Never trust a sleeping beauty."

So me and the rest of the part had just fought our way up a tower facing everything from mook level guards to groups of Minotaurs. The Wizard was down but we were finally at the last door. There were no traps (which should have alerted us to the dangers) so we ran into the room and came across (what we thought was) the plot device princess we were sent to free.
Supposedly only "the kiss of a truly noble, courageous, and powerful warrior will awaken her." Being the groups BSF with a Lawful/Good Alignment I had played heavily to since the start of the campaign (up to and including refusing loot!) it was decided that my character should have this job.
So my character goes up to the bed, leans down, kisses her, and then gets hit with a Will Save.

Turns out that the princess was in another castle, and I had just kissed some crazy shapeshifting abomination that had mind control powers. The only other melee character in the group happened to be at half health as well. The GM took my character and used it to TPK the rest of the group.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




28th Nov 2014, 3:28 AM
"Introducing Alec Saunders of Clan Iourep"

Well, they were waking up a half-orc ranger. Close enough, ja?
The dwarf and I got into a drinking contest with some villagers at their town's annual feast. Many Constitution checks later, I fell off my barstool, landing gracefully in a fetal curl around my tankard without spilling a drop, and our dwarf won, the villagers having long since lost consciousness. (One needed medical attention after a nat1 left him headdesking straight into a facefull of smashed tankard, so the hippie had something to do while we wrapped up.)
After slapping me, yelling at me, and splashing water on me failed to elicit any reaction whatsoever, they shrugged and dragged me to the inn, my superior half-orc physiology withstanding the many bumps in the road my head was dragged across unharmed, but instead of getting rooms, we wound up taking a quest to bring a goodie basket to an old widow living in the woods, so they tried again. When that failed, they checked if anyone (I was the ONLY non-caster) had Cure Poison prepared. When they didn't, the hippie had one last idea.
She dropped an undead fish she'd been keeping in a can on my face.
I finally made my Con roll to wake up (DM had been letting me roll once per wake-up attempt), and immediately tried to bite the clammy wet thing flopping on my face, before I realized OOC that the druid would be sad if I hurt the fish. Thus, I grabbed it between my teeth and spit it out in revulsion immediately, before washing the taste out with the last of my ale. It was a goofy session.

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Anvildude




28th Nov 2014, 2:14 PM

You know those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

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shrandis




30th Nov 2014, 2:40 AM
"beautiful elf maiden"

once my group thought they were freeing an innocent elven maiden from her magical prison where she was tortured for years.

well, let's just say that what they woke up WAS an elven maiden when she was actually alive. now? just a mad 10000 years old lich

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Tvtyrant




28th Nov 2014, 1:05 AM
"Tvtyrant"

I'm impressed the other players will just sit around while the GM does giant flashbacks.

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Tempest Fennac




28th Nov 2014, 1:59 AM

Rika is the only other person there at the minute due to not being able to decide what to play as since deciding to drop that Cleric character). Everyone else is with DM due to either stealing the Going Merry or botching a navigation check.

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Keirgo




28th Nov 2014, 4:44 AM
"Keirgo"

Not a story about fair maiden's or half orcs but...This comic reminded me of one time I almost made the GM cry (and not for the usual reasons.)

During our Bleach game one villain trapped us all in a dream world ala Lotus Eater machine in which we all lived ordinary lives in the living world. We quickly saw through it and worked on escaping back to reality, which involved finding totems representative of ourselves and breaking them.

I was the last to find mine, but before shattering it I said my character would go to 'his house'. See, my character was orphaned in his back story, he grew up in the slummier areas and both of his parents got sick and well...never got better. His whole drive stems from wanting to create a secure environment to raise his own family in one day. But in this world, he had parents who were alive and well, and whilst he knew they weren't real he wanted to thank them before ending the dream; telling them how he knew it was fake (something they weren't programmed to understand) but how the feeling of having his parents back, even just for pretend, had been wonderful and he wanted to thank them for letting him have that and know how much it had meant to him.

Then he broke his totem, reality set in...and the GM needed a moment.

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Lina

Lina




28th Nov 2014, 5:23 AM

Everyone would...
That story made me tear up just by thinking about it.

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Tatsurou

Tatsurou




28th Nov 2014, 2:44 PM

That...that put me in mind of that episode of the Batman animated series, where Scarecrow had Batman in a dream world where his parents never died and he never became Batman...

So many feels...

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Raxon

Raxon




28th Nov 2014, 9:09 PM

I am vengeance! I am the night! I! AM! BATMAN!

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Neon Vincent




29th Nov 2014, 1:13 AM

No, you're Deadpool.

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




29th Nov 2014, 5:26 AM

You take that back! Deadpool is absolutely other characters at the same time too! Except Zura!

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Malroth




30th Nov 2014, 12:20 AM

Lets see, a google search for "zura" left me with a vampiric demon queen in pathfinder, a duke university sports doctor and a character from an anime that i believe is Gintama.

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shrandis




30th Nov 2014, 2:35 AM
"zura ja nai katsura da!!"

it isn't zura, it is katsura!

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LordSmylee

LordSmylee




30th Nov 2014, 3:14 AM

what deadpool sees
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/4b/20/f74b2076f5579ff3354d3f75484d0746.jpg

reality
http://www.everfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Deadpool-and-Batman.jpg

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cedric13sai




29th Nov 2014, 7:22 AM
"Batman"

Actually, that was the Mad Hatter. But that was still a great episode.

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Rooker

Rooker




29th Nov 2014, 4:11 AM
"Awesome"

Keirgo, that story is the kind of thing I want to impress upon others. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.

I have no such story of waking the fair maiden..or the half-orc. Just had to put in with that. I'll let you guys know if my Yuan Ti Pureblood character ever gets put to sleep. I'm sure at least one of my friends would want to kiss the snake lady when she wouldn't be in a position to stab them for it. :P

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Cloy552




30th Nov 2014, 8:49 PM
"waking up people...not quite as planned"

One time as my Hengeyoukai Warblade (I was at the time the most OP character of the group...) We were wandering around some ruins or something when we came across a lady who was going to be sacrificed by skeletons or something. Immediately charge in and (with help from the others) curbstomp the skellys before waking up the chick. She attempts to kiss the warblade and sudden warning bells in my head tell me to poof into tanuki mode and run the fuck away. She chases me for a while before deciding to go after our Cleric of Kord (who are apparently well known in this world for being muscledheaded morons). Turns out she was a minor succubus and KOed him with a kiss. Then Mind controlled me. Then I almost killed two of our group (the not very good bard seriously she didn't use bardic music enough and the Halforc thingamajig the guy kept switching characters to more and more bullshitty things) Bard gives ridiculous speech and snaps my guy out of it and then the succubus takes the cleric hostage. My guy proceeds to bang head against wall. We manage to all survive through inflict minor wounds and the succubus being really low on health. Then My warblade does Dogeza and life continued. Good times.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




30th Nov 2014, 10:14 PM

Jeeze, are there any legit fair maidens, or are they all some form of trickery?

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Malroth




30th Nov 2014, 11:25 PM

The only time legit ones come into play is when the DM has played up the trickery angle deliberately to the point where the players stab first, then it's not a doppelganger/succubus/liche/vampire but the king's actual daughter. Note if the players did not stab first then it's still going to be the doppelganger/succubus/liche/vampire.

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




1st Dec 2014, 12:59 AM

One of many things that bothers me. Assume that if a woman is interested in you that the DM has set this as an encounter against you.

Frankly I'd like the option to go and seduce the princess of the kingdom as part of political move. But I digress.

It's really boring and predictable.

... You know what? Next time I run a game, and they rescue a damsel in distress. She'll lament the fact that she really wants to do nasty things with the party but that those bitch shapeshifters have somehow made the experience of being kidnapped by disgusting monsters even worse.

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