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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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Raxon

Raxon




24th Nov 2014, 12:07 AM

Aaand that is exactly what I was guessing at the previous day. I knew it!

Tell a story about cannibalism.

I could tell a story about that, but you don't really want to hear about my ghast prostitute, do you?

Or was that a ghoul? I forget, but she had a level drain on a successful touch attack.

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Malroth




24th Nov 2014, 12:20 AM

Evil WOD campaign, I was a Black spiral Dancer with godly combat stats so I killed and ate my pack leader when he talked crap at me. Turns out eating a horribly disfigured diseased mutant werewolf who serves the Wyrm of Corruption isn't the brightest of ideas even if you are a horribly disfigured diseased mutant werewolf. Ended up with the Werewolf version of Mad Cow Disease.

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Raxon

Raxon




24th Nov 2014, 12:22 AM

... You ended up as a vampire?

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Malroth




24th Nov 2014, 12:28 AM

I wound up frothing in a coma because having -1 to all mental stats from a magical brain parasite is somewhat lethal when your mental stats are already 1s

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




24th Nov 2014, 1:46 AM
"Half-Cannibalism"

Last Friday night, my AD&D group had a Thanksgiving special. I'm very sleepy at the moment, so I'll be brief for a change, but towards the end my neutral good half-orc ranger dramatically cut out and ate an elderly human woman's heart to the cheers of a crowd of woodland Fae.
edit: She had it coming; she'd been turning people into turkeys, and cooked at least one. Mostly adventurers, but she was keeping some villagers locked up in turkey-form. The heart thing was because she made it personal when she turned the party into turkeys.

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




24th Nov 2014, 1:46 AM

Here's the story
Of a Druid Lady
Who was bringing up three carnivorous squirrels
All of them had fur of gold
Like their mother
The eldest one was feral.

Here's the story
Of a Bard named Hades
Whose parents had wanted a Dark Knight
He had to fight them
Killed off his father
And fed off him for a fortnight.

Til the one day when the Druid met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a tac-team
That's the way they killed his mom and all had lunch!

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Raxon

Raxon




24th Nov 2014, 1:52 AM

You. I like you.

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




24th Nov 2014, 1:56 AM

I like you too, Raxon~<3

Whoops, almost forgot:

Kyyaa~ Sempai noticed me~!

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Tyrantviewer




24th Nov 2014, 2:28 AM
"Almost"

Noone got eaten but in a campaign I either mentioned here or at friendship is dragons, My group's warforged knight got in a duel with a werewolf, if he won the werewolf and his buddies would leave us alone, if he lost, the werewolf would get to eat the paladin. It was a close fight, and we shared the deer we caught with them, but it was very fun to deal so civilly with proud canibals, more so that they were the nicest people we met on that plane so far, even the average famers want to gouge us for every copper coin.

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Guest




24th Nov 2014, 3:19 AM

We played an evil camp where each of us was playing a Sin-Devil and were thus powered by acts related to it.

Gluttony ate anything.
She ate a castle and LICKED the foundation clean.
She got a big power boost after that, and realized the she got more power from eating people....

SO she kind of ate her entire 'domain' that our leader 'Envy' had given her.

The she tried to eat mine..... I say try because the DM moved us along the plot Train and she kept asking ME when dinner would be delivered.

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StoneCliff

StoneCliff




24th Nov 2014, 9:18 AM

My goblin alchemist was a bit of a psychopath (a symptom of being raised by a tribe of psychopaths). He was taught early on that the most delicious flesh was that of vanarans. Fortunately for him, his first visit to the hidden vanaran city coincided with an attack by a ranger with burning arrows. BBQ for everyone.

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Jeremiah




24th Nov 2014, 12:24 PM

We were playing Pathfinder, and our party had a run-in with tribe os some cannibal humanoids that gain temporary HP with every succesful bite attack. They somehow managed to knock out my 3rd lvl Ranger (in a party that was mostly 1st and 2nd level PC's) though we survived that. Later we founds some ghouls and a colossal blob of necromantic flesh, which ended up being dubbed "kebab."

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JET73L




24th Nov 2014, 9:02 PM

Hey, Raxon! Just got here from catching up to the end of the classic archives. Nice ta see you here, in addition to Friendship is Dragons!

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Zero Jack




24th Nov 2014, 11:18 PM

Sounds all wight to me. [link]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100823094728/ssb/images/2/2b/Lol-face.gif[link]

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BakaGrappler




24th Nov 2014, 3:07 AM

Everything is better with Cannibalism!

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BakaGrappler




24th Nov 2014, 3:08 AM

Wait, IS it Cannibalism if it's your own flesh? Like the same difference in self-pleasure and a homosexual act?

Yes kiddies, this is the INTERNET!

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aqua




24th Nov 2014, 3:24 AM

or if you bone your clone?

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luminous lead




24th Nov 2014, 4:09 PM

See "auto-cannibalism".

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Guest




24th Nov 2014, 4:10 AM

Nice dig at 4Kids.

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LazerWulf

LazerWulf




24th Nov 2014, 6:02 AM

Actually, this isn't a 4Kids thing. It's a Manga vs. Anime thing. The original manga never explicitly stated how Zeff lost his leg, but it's left to be implied that he cannibalized it. Toei (the Japanese anime company) apparently thought that was too gruesome so they added in a scene where Zeff was saving Sanji his leg got caught in something so he used the anchor chain to amputate it. Of course, if that's when he lost it, it doesn't explain how Zeff survived all that time without food.

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BakaGrappler




24th Nov 2014, 6:24 AM

The Manga actually showed Zeff using a boulder to smash his leg until it was severed early on while reflecting on survival. The eating of his own flesh was not shown, but everything pointed heavily towards it. He made sure to do it early on, when there was still a lot of meat on his bones.

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Guest




24th Nov 2014, 11:32 AM

Zeff is that badass. But yeah I prefer the original scene to the anime.

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Zionixion




24th Nov 2014, 8:54 AM

I only have one thing to say to all of this.
Open Mouth, insert foot.

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




24th Nov 2014, 9:19 PM
"+1"

Wanna know why Zeff's gotten so short? 'Cause he lost a foot!
What's did the leg say when it got severed? "Goodbye, knee-chan!"
Have you ever tried the Baratie's Peg-leg stew? It's got a kick to it!

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YukoHoon




24th Nov 2014, 9:35 PM

Well, after three days of archive bing, I manage to get to the last comic. Yay!

No cannibalism story, though. My GMs tend to overlook the food aspect or kill us all with rocks. I find the first type to be more of my liking XD

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




24th Nov 2014, 9:44 PM

So my second character in a vampire the masquerade chronicle was a Giovanni. Mafia Vampire. Being a generally nice and helpful vampire in the previous few parts ended up going horrible for me. So this time I figured I'd do like my friend did and go with a total monster. He was the only one it could be said was actually playing a game. If that's how she rolls? Yeah. I can do horrible.

This is around 1920. I decided I would play an investment banker/loan shark. And cannibal. Working at Goldman Sachs(I looked it up. They existed back then. Though it might have been Leman Brothers. Whatever all the same thing really.)

He was also part of the Vampire mafia. Didn't know about the vampire part. Which is what makes this next part even more significant. If a person was getting late on their bills? They would have to remove their own finger. Would force the person to cook it. Then they would go and share a meal.


... At least that was the direction I was planning on going with the character. I came to the conclusion that it was too much for the other players to deal with and toned it down.

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




24th Nov 2014, 9:46 PM

Incidentally I also switched my user icon to Rupert Murdoch at the time. It was magically disturbing.

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




24th Nov 2014, 10:06 PM

My friend I had mentioned also reminds me. His character was one of those comicly stupid types. Kind of like Luffy really.

Raids the "special fridge" that no one was supposed to know about. Decides to make a sandwich with "They mystery meat." Offers some of the "mystery meat" he just grabbed from my supplies.

My character chose to remain silent because it's probably for the best that the idiot not realize that his banker buddy has some interesting dietary habits.

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Lloyden




25th Nov 2014, 8:50 PM

Boy, he's really got a LEG up on the competition. Of course, that's an edge he's going to KNEEd in the long RUN. And that's assuming there's no trouble A FOOT.

Stories about Cannibalism... I suppose the closest thing I have is when running a Pokemon campaign, my players roasted a Snover with a fire attack, and decided that if it was dead, they may as well eat it. Turns out it tastes like fruitcake and burning.

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