Zeff really did a very noble deed.

And explaining why would be a spoiler.

It's because the stuff in the big bag is unsafe to eat. You'll die of heavy metal poisoning.

Unless, you like Zeff, have the dwarven racial +2 versus poisons.

Or if you're know... a badass. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the badass grandpas in One Piece COULD survive on a diet of treasure and metallics.

*you're, you know*... it was supposed to be that.

Wouldn't call Wapol a badass...

He's not old enough to have the "Badass Grandpa" template even if he were, so it's a moot point.

What does ACDC have to do with it?

The content of the bag is a real cradle of filth. It's a slayer of people. It's fatalities are measured in megadeaths. Worse than anthrax. Caused a lot of mayhem.

One tried to serve as a guardian, but was blinded. A Manowar arrived to save him, but the captain was the scum of the earth.

(I can do this all day)

Please do; I'm assembling the beginnings of this weekend's soundtrack off of your post... Haven't listened to some of those groups in ages.

*just loves the discussion above her*

The very first session I had in my buddy's D&D 4th game, he put all of us on a boat, and then had the boat get caught in a cyclone. Wizard of Oz situation ensued, but as a shipwreck instead of a flying house.

So, out GM decided, "Hey, why don't I just have you guys roll Constitution Checks to see how long you can go before you pass out!" The groups Tank made it a very long and annoying process.