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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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wabbitking




29th Aug 2014, 12:09 AM
"paddy translation"

can some one please translate what he says in the first speech bubble

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What?




29th Aug 2014, 12:12 AM
"Translating!"

We were cooks for 10 years and been in 300 resturaunts. Back then, we'd get fired for getting into fights.

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Raxon

Raxon




29th Aug 2014, 12:26 AM

TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!

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dragonbrain




29th Aug 2014, 12:28 AM

Meh, the baratie is on the edge of the grandline. So more like they dine at charon's place.

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Raxon

Raxon




29th Aug 2014, 12:43 AM

Judging by the way they're talking, it sounds pretty hellish to me.

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wabbitking




29th Aug 2014, 1:13 AM
"thankyou!"

thankyou!

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Evens




29th Aug 2014, 7:54 AM
"Paddy's Speech"

Does Paddy have some accent that I am incapable of recognizing, or is he just talking like a little kid with a speech impediment?

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Zaerosz




29th Aug 2014, 8:03 AM
"Re: Paddy"

Perhaps he's just incapable of closing his mouth? I like to read his lines imagining a guy trying to speak with his mouth wide open facing into a strong wind, if that helps.

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Guest




29th Aug 2014, 4:17 PM
"voice"

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Elmer Fudd.

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Guest




31st Aug 2014, 8:17 AM

I like to imagine more along the lines of Donald Duck with a bit more spittle.

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Joe the Rat




31st Aug 2014, 10:15 AM

I figured it was because he was talking around that doorknob-sized tongue stud.

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Fire Hazard




29th Aug 2014, 2:37 AM
"Question Time!"

I claim it. Anybody who's tried 5th Edition: Tell your stories!

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TippyToe Zombie




25th Aug 2015, 5:25 PM
"My first session"

My first session was a 5th edition game. I just decided to go nuts. I was playing as a bald albino Lightfoot Halfling Archfey Warlock who made a deal with the DM (Whom he worshipped as a god) to get his powers and early practicing accidents ended up causing him to singe of his eyebrows so that the only place where he has hair thick enough to tell what color it is is his feet. I was a Hobo who was racist against humans and had an obsession with Electrum. I found some exotic spices and decided to snort them and when two of my fellow party members were exhausted I comforted my halfling ally and yelled at the human to keep up. The party as a whole consisted of me, another halfling, a human and a goliath who was racist against halflings. At one point I decided to try to pickpocket the human in our group and ended up failing, so to keep him from realizing I grabbed his butt instead... which didn't work, he still knew I was trying to pickpocket him and so he started whipping his belt at me to scare me off. I had a broken piece of Electrum given to me by my parents (before they were murdered by humans when I was a child) on a chain around my neck that I used as my arcane focus. I also tried to kill a human enemy who had already surrendered, but I failed. Then when we had defeated all of the enemies and the goliath asked what we should do with them, I started to talk and he said "Not you! We're not killing them!" and I told him that I wasn't going to say we should kill them... and then proceeded to steal their clothes and leave them tied up naked. I also used diplomacy and quick thinking to prevent two possible battles, in spite of being an insane bum from off the streets. It was so fun! My second session is tomorrow, I'm so excited!

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Srgt.Grif




29th Aug 2014, 2:55 AM

Well, for quite a while, I've been part of a play test/5th ed. campaign (we transitioned as soon as the PHB came out). Honestly, the people who game with me are.... insane. For instance, a Kender who was apparently walking around with a dead dwarf in her pockets. Who proceded to use the corpse to distract a slime. Or Pit-Jumping Saete, who decided to jump down a pit she couldn't see the bottom of, and ended up breaking her legs and sitting out most of a fight. And who I nearly killed by pulling on a rope REALLY hard (STR 20, +2 in athletics), and the time when I effectively wrestled a god and won. using the same character. at level THREE!

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Fire Hazard




29th Aug 2014, 3:25 AM

That's not the kind of thing that you can just mention. "Oh, got Jesus in a choke hold." You've won the prize: your reward? Elaboration.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




29th Aug 2014, 8:04 PM

Really, I don't think it would be that hard to get Jesus in a chokehold; I can't see him resisting. He'd forgive & make you repent, is all.
...it all makes sense now; Jesus was a Diplomancer.
Still want that story, though.

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aqua




31st Aug 2014, 5:55 PM
"jesus"

Walked out of the temple sat down braided a whip and went back in and chased out the money lenders, flipping their tables along the way. would just depend on how he felt like dealing with you

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Raxon

Raxon




31st Aug 2014, 8:31 PM

Bear in mind that he was essentially throwing squatters out of his dad's house. The modern equivalent would be coming home and finding a bunch of dudes selling meth out of your house. You would have to piss him off pretty badly for him to get violent. Otherwise, he would probably avoid your headlock with martial arts.

That's not a joke. It talks about a bunch of soldiers being sent to arrest him, and though they all went for him, none could lay their hands on him. One theory is that he just dodged everything, like a total badass.

And then there's the time that an angry mob decided to throw him off a cliff, and he just walked through the crowd and went on his merry way.

Yeah, probably best not to risk it. Of course, the best case scenario is that he just forgives you. Worst case, he will wreck your stuff and whip you til you cry.

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Evan




29th Aug 2014, 10:19 AM
"5th edition"

My group initially started with the playtest of fifth then sorta fell back to pathfinder, when the starter box came out (and now the phb) we decided to give it another go.
It went really well, we kept picking some of the toughest fights well before we should have. For instance we ignored the goblin camp and instead picked a fight with mercenaries. I was playing the fighter, I was knocked out and thanks to the cleric got back up 3 times in one fight. At low level that happened a lot. Later on when we gained a couple of levels and were level 3 I could take a beating and thanks to armor and shields I became a walking battle turtle.
We beat the dragon in the adventure at level 4 just barely, although it did fall on our sorcerer and cleric and almost kill them. Also our halfling rouge spent most of the game playing the most dangerous game of pika-boo I have ever seen. Mostly stab and hide.

We have built out characters from the PHB and this saturday will begin our first game from the official version, our current group is made of a tiefling bard entertainer, half elf sorcerer sage, dragon born barbarian outlander (plays bagpipes), and wood elf monk outlander (I play the flute the kind satyres play) we might end up forming a band, seeing as the only one without proficiency in an instrument still has a really nice charisma score.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




29th Aug 2014, 8:06 PM
"Google Isn't Finding This Duet, and That Makes Me Sad"

A panpipe-playing Monk and a bagpipe-playing Barbarian? Excellent.

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Anvildude




31st Aug 2014, 10:27 PM

I've always wanted to RP a musical group. Judging from things like Josie and the Pussycats or Jabberjaw, they seem to always get into all sorts of interesting kerfuffles.

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70's "Mystery solving teenager group" shows were all DnD adventures! It all makes sense now! Shaggy is a Ranger or Druid, with Scooby his companion, Velma's the Rogue, Daphne's one of those Diva-style Bards, and Freddy's an (incompetent) Artificer/trapmaker!

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