And here we see Sanji's true power in action. It is the power of motion blur!

Lens flare. *ding*

Team three star! *crack*

That's not funny. It's never been funny. It's never going to be funny.

Just for reference, I was quoting the one time he did find it funny. That would be the time he was visualizing breaking Krillin's neck.

A true sportsman would not have needed motion blur and lens flare to perform such a feat.

Does this mean we need to start creating a list of examples of "No True Sportsman" fallacies?

Actually, can we do just that?

No true sportsman would put a giant wooden fishhead around their Laz-Cannon

No true sportsman uses projectile weapons to fight. As is the tradition in my clan, we fight naked, or wearing the vest and headband of leadership, leaping upon them from the air and beating them to death with our own flesh!

Behold, our noble warriors defend their honor from outsiders in the ancient style of our ancestors!

Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling.- Sarge

I guess you could say their fighting style is Balls Deep

thanks ill be here all week if you want to lynch me

GAH!!!!! I CLICKED A RAXON LINK WHY OH WHY DIDDN"T I LEARN MY LESSON THE LAST 3 TIMES!

Hey now, it could be worse. I could be linking you to candid pics of Nicholas Cage.

Is this like the joke in The Simpsons when Homer took over the power plant when it was outsourced to India?

I wouldn't know. I haven't watched Simpsons since it was funny.

His two friends come by for a visit, and they have to choose between two doors, one of which has a Bengal tiger behind it, and the other has Homer Simpson. They open door one, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. Then they open door 2, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. They ask "what the heck man?" or something along those lines, and the guy explaining things to them responds that one of the tigers is named Homer Simpson.

Through careful observation, I've gained the ability to predict his links' destinations with 60% accuracy. Today, I guessed absolutely correct.
Those tanuki make me laugh every time.