No true sportsman uses projectile weapons to fight. As is the tradition in my clan, we fight naked, or wearing the vest and headband of leadership, leaping upon them from the air and beating them to death with our own flesh!
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling.- Sarge
His two friends come by for a visit, and they have to choose between two doors, one of which has a Bengal tiger behind it, and the other has Homer Simpson. They open door one, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. Then they open door 2, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. They ask "what the heck man?" or something along those lines, and the guy explaining things to them responds that one of the tigers is named Homer Simpson.
Through careful observation, I've gained the ability to predict his links' destinations with 60% accuracy. Today, I guessed absolutely correct.
Those tanuki make me laugh every time.
Raxon
15th Aug 2014, 2:14 AM
And here we see Sanji's true power in action. It is the power of motion blur!
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Super_Big_Mac
15th Aug 2014, 6:36 AM"Cinemasins"
Lens flare. *ding*
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nathan400
15th Aug 2014, 11:33 AM"In response to panel 6"
Team three star! *crack*
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zombi3DS
16th Aug 2014, 12:33 PM
That's not funny. It's never been funny. It's never going to be funny.
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nathan400
18th Aug 2014, 3:15 AM
Just for reference, I was quoting the one time he did find it funny. That would be the time he was visualizing breaking Krillin's neck.
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Solokov:The judge from Ru
16th Aug 2014, 4:08 AM"4 out of 10 stars."
A true sportsman would not have needed motion blur and lens flare to perform such a feat.
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e-Liz-A
16th Aug 2014, 8:19 PM"Dysgraphic Earder of Oomds!"
Does this mean we need to start creating a list of examples of "No True Sportsman" fallacies?
Actually, can we do just that?
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Malroth
17th Aug 2014, 12:07 AM
No true sportsman would put a giant wooden fishhead around their Laz-Cannon
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Raxon
17th Aug 2014, 12:11 AM
No true sportsman uses projectile weapons to fight. As is the tradition in my clan, we fight naked, or wearing the vest and headband of leadership, leaping upon them from the air and beating them to death with our own flesh!
Behold, our noble warriors defend their honor from outsiders in the ancient style of our ancestors!
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nathan400
17th Aug 2014, 3:51 AM
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling.- Sarge
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Kira
17th Aug 2014, 11:31 AM
I guess you could say their fighting style is Balls Deep
thanks ill be here all week if you want to lynch me
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Malroth
17th Aug 2014, 12:14 AM
GAH!!!!! I CLICKED A RAXON LINK WHY OH WHY DIDDN"T I LEARN MY LESSON THE LAST 3 TIMES!
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Raxon
17th Aug 2014, 1:09 AM
Hey now, it could be worse. I could be linking you to candid pics of Nicholas Cage.
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nathan400
17th Aug 2014, 3:54 AM
Is this like the joke in The Simpsons when Homer took over the power plant when it was outsourced to India?
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Raxon
17th Aug 2014, 5:34 AM
I wouldn't know. I haven't watched Simpsons since it was funny.
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nathan400
17th Aug 2014, 4:07 PM
His two friends come by for a visit, and they have to choose between two doors, one of which has a Bengal tiger behind it, and the other has Homer Simpson. They open door one, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. Then they open door 2, and quickly slam it shut before getting eaten by a tiger. They ask "what the heck man?" or something along those lines, and the guy explaining things to them responds that one of the tigers is named Homer Simpson.
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Disloyal Subject
17th Aug 2014, 4:04 PM
Through careful observation, I've gained the ability to predict his links' destinations with 60% accuracy. Today, I guessed absolutely correct.
Those tanuki make me laugh every time.
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