Tell a story about killing your own dudes, or a villain killing his dudes!

Summon focused druid, At will ability to summon elementals. Trap Filled Dungeon of death, No skill monkeys, so many sacrifical summons

Being that I tend to play professional characters that isn't typically how I roll. But I do have a story about the inverse. Was a time I did the inverse though and brought an enemy back to life!


During my run with The Destroyer, in the Lords of Creation RP thread over on the Giant in the Playground forums a friend of mine decided to join. So his origin story was that he had a character who was originally a slave girl. The Destroyer caught notice and decided she would make a good enemy, since she had a strong sense of justice.

Now that I think about it he did order angels to do suicide bomb strikes too.

Every 40k campaign ever.

Like, seriously.

Inquisitorial agents? Blam, cleansed an ally who saw something dangerous.

Death Watch? Blam, eliminated all witnesses to the Xeno incursion, including that PDF trooper who was so helpful.

Heretic? Blam, offed a mook to encourage the rest of your warband to be properly loyal.

Guard Officer or Commissar? Blam, killed the first guy who hesitated to obey orders.

First session with brand new characers. We were a rogue, paladin, druid, sorcerer, monk (me) and ranger. We are setting up camp for the night, having failed to find the bandits we were looking for, and the druid decided to change to his wolf form and scout while the ranger went off hunting for food.

The DM takes the Ranger aside first, and works through what he is doing while apart from the party then does the same with the druid. Once both have returned to the group, the DM turns to the Ranger and explains that while hunting he heard a bush rustle and then a wolf leaps at him. Ranger rolls to hit and gets at 20. Rolls to confirm, gets a 20. Rolls again to see what happens and gets a 20, one shooting the wolf, which lands at his feet and then turns into the druid with 5 he Rangers arrow in his head.

Well, one time our party's Paladin rigged the party's stronghold to explode to destroy a sieging host that we couldn't beat while we escaped via a portal. Thing is, it the explosive used was made of a highly volatile, magic material and he placed it on a vein of the same material underneath the castle. The resultant explosion destroyed not only the enemy army, but also about 75% of the country we were in, leaving it the magical version of Fallout and turning our castle into an active volcanic crater.

Thank you so much DragonTrainer... for not putting a direct link to TvTropes!

Yeah, it's like 3:30 in the morning here. I really should get to bed, but if the half-dozen or so FF.net tabs I've got open is any indication, that may not happen tonight.

In my pathfinder campain my summoner occasionally killed my eidolon when he thought he could get a days rest,to make healing it up the following day easier and not consume as many spellslots.

also, commanding it to stay and block the door in the cabin we where burning to the ground, to trap the enemies in a burning building

Rather simple.
In our current Campaign I am playing a Warlock/Noble Scion (Native Outsider, yeah, cheesy, and I still manage to be the most NORMAL char!).
I have already spent my allocations of Minions due to Greater leadership twice, and am aiming to add a Familiar (Dragon if I can get it) and Animal Companion to my Feat list, just to have more minions/Followers to throw at Problems if my isnane Intimidation Values dont do the trick. ^^

Mind controlling the rogue to coup de grace the cleric. Followed by mind controlling the fighter and cavalier to kill the witch. Later, I mind controlled another fighter into attacking the first one, only for the one I mind controlled to get eviscerated. I'm GMing this campaign rather than running in it, but I'm still causing more party deaths than any of our Rappan Athuk runs!

I was playing cyberpunk with a buddy of mine, with his GF running, and two friends of hers. Me and my buddy, we were experienced players, and our characters were professionals. The two new guys...not so much. So at one point, we had captured the bodyguard of the guy we were chasing after. and after we found out he was just hired muscle we said "Look..a jobs a job. Nothing personal about it. Tell us where the guy is and ya walk, one professional to another" So the guy tells us, and one of the new guys cuts his legs off with a monokatana one at a time. Totally unneccessary, bloody, and really unprofessional. So I look over at my buddy, we both nod at each other, and mime pulling our guns. The GM asked "what are you doing?" and we say in unison "Shooting them in the head." The new guys were confused, up till we rolled damage and put them both down. Needless to say, this started the death of the game, as the next two characters they made tried to rob our characters, and we killed them again.

On an online Kingdom Hearts Forum, I played a cannibal heartless who would often have other heartless running around at the start of a thread, only to use them as cannon fodder, or just eat them if he wanted to. Especially if the npc heartless got in his way.

He was build as a PKer to hunt down the people that annoyed the more experienced players, like the ones that don't bother to use spell-check, or try to God-mode.

My question is, who's crazier; Luke/Luffy or Don Krieg?

I'll never get enough of Crazy Walken Krieg.