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Average Rating: 5
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By the same author as Grand Line 3.5
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Raxon

Raxon




4th Jul 2014, 12:12 AM

Skip story time today! Your job is to guess what Rika said!

I'm going with "After months of training with my coat hanger, I'm finally ready for motherhood."

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Dai Gurren Rabbit




4th Jul 2014, 12:21 AM

"After months of training with my rival, I am finally ready for the Grand Line"
"After months of training with my grandmother, I am finally ready for bum-hunting"
"After months of training with Dick Cheney, I am finally ready for world domination"
"After months of training with a baseball bat, I am finally ready for my kid's ballet recital"
"After months of training with 12 leather thongs, a pencil, a tub of lard, the cast of Friends and an arthritic goat, I am finally ready for losing my virginity"
"After months of training with a spork , I am finally ready for a fetus eating contest"

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




4th Jul 2014, 2:55 AM
"Xyzzy"

"After months of training with child abuse, I'm finally ready for taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes."
I always hated that card's sentence structure.

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EvilChildren




4th Jul 2014, 9:09 PM

After months of practice with a Big Black Dick, I think I'm finally ready for a Bigger Blacker Dick.

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sonofhades




6th Jul 2014, 11:15 PM

"After months of training with suicidal thoughts, I am finally ready for the Virginia Tech Massacre."

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Guest




4th Jul 2014, 12:28 AM

Someone needed filler!

After months of training with racial segregation, I'm finally ready for advice from a wise old black man."

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Henshin Fanatic




4th Jul 2014, 3:06 AM

After months of practice with bananas, I think I'm finally ready for my life as a streetwalker.

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Henshin Fanatic




4th Jul 2014, 3:08 AM

D'oh! Forgot the quotation marks.

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HUNRonin

HUNRonin




4th Jul 2014, 4:55 AM
"Bad joke warning"

"After months of practice with Hitler, I think I'm finally ready for the Holocaust.

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Some Random Person...




4th Jul 2014, 6:25 AM

This just has a grin plastered to my face right now because I'll be playing that later tonight. Cards is one of the few games that REALLY helps you get to know your friends better than you wanted to.

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Disloyal Subject

Disloyal Subject




4th Jul 2014, 11:51 AM
"I Am A Horrible Person"

Especially if they have write-in cards leftover from previous games. Turns out the best use for aborted fetuses is finding your dad's wedding ring knuckle-deep in your sister.
I hope you knew what you were getting into, DragonTrainer, alluding to CAH. This comments page is gonna get pretty interesting, and by 'interesting' I mean 'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die.'

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




2nd May 2016, 3:16 PM
"Cards Against Ponyfinder"

My Ponyfinder group once decided to end an arc by skipping the next session in favor of a game of CAH, with one special thing included: A deck of cards all based around our campaign and in-jokes. My favorite card combination played was this:

"Don't worry, I read it in a book once!" <Nat 20> White Wishes' steamy self-insert fics about the Sun Queen

To say our Witch was embarrassed would be the most under of statements ever.

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that one guy




4th Jul 2014, 6:30 AM
"online?"

is there an online cards against humanity?

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Some Random Person...




4th Jul 2014, 6:34 AM

Yes, http://pyx-3.socialgamer.net/

[I can't remember what code system this uses so no hyperlink]

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Raxon

Raxon




4th Jul 2014, 7:03 AM

It uses bbcode.

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LilyK




4th Jul 2014, 8:15 AM

"After months of training with Mohammed (praised be his name), I think I'm finally ready for Moses gargling Jesus' sperm while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand-holes."

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kalli




4th Jul 2014, 1:57 PM
"mmm"

After months of training with Nicholas Cage I think I'm finally ready for BEES!

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Kaze Koichi




4th Jul 2014, 4:27 PM

Bees. My God.

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Mysterious Commenter D




5th Jul 2014, 2:19 AM

You are the winner.
Unfortunately, you are also covered in bees.

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Solokov




6th Jul 2014, 6:34 PM
"Chicken Dinner."

Winner winner.

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super_big_mac




4th Jul 2014, 3:40 PM
"Yup."

"After months of training with a poodle, I think I'm finally ready for a bestiality gangbang."

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Guest




4th Jul 2014, 8:24 PM

After months of training with sudden poop explosion disease, I think I'm finally ready for the biggest blackest dick.

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Kaze Koichi




6th Jul 2014, 12:04 PM

After months of practice with dolls, I think I'm finally ready for a child.

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Raxon

Raxon




6th Jul 2014, 4:33 PM

You brought this on yourself, DT.

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