I want to be a doctor in a universe with that kind of logic.

Sanji is a plastic surgeon.

And he does it with his kicks.

Awesome and canon

Auch! You hit me!

Sorry, had to heal you!

XD

Healing shiv, syringe gun, peg leg of healing.

Works for me.

I wonder if I'd be allowed to cast cure moderate wounds early on if I was channeling the spell through a staff of inflict light wounds.

Just hold the staff backwards when you cast, and it's a healing staff.

Man, that is a sweet, sweet twist of logic. I so want to do that kind of thing.

"Hey man, let me just kick you in the face. It'll heal you right up, I promise."

"Hmm. Sounds legit."

Man this reminds me of an obscure MSPA comic Legend of The Hunter that had an entire cabal of priests that worked by this logic. for the more serious cases they would fire the priest out of a cannon.

Heh. Whenever I get around to learning Shadowrun, I plan to make a surgeon-mage who specializes in teleportation, with a side of levitation. He'll carry an icechest around, and fight by teleporting foes' kidneys into it, leaving them with a great big cavity in their back to fill up with internal bleeding.
Anyone know if that'd be feasible?
Not that related, I guess... maybe I'll make a Raptoran Prestige Paladin to dish out heals through a Merciful Scimitar. ...yeah, I like this idea. Fits better with the discussion, too.

Seriously, is that a reference to how World of Warcraft Healing Spec Monks doing spinning kicks to heal people?