Awww, I was wondering how would DM make them suffer.

... are those waterguns from the 4kids dub?

that they are. We've seen the spring loaded hammer too, though that too was a joke.

I completely forgot how epic Zeff's moustache is.

It is an epic 'stache, to be sure. Today's story time is about legendary facial hair! Let's hear some great stories!

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255813

Zeff has best hat.

That he does, anyone who dreams of being a chef wants his hat.