Not to worry, you can probably fit that hot-air octopus into a future campaign.

Yeah it's such a great idea! I'm thinking skeletal octopus with a hot air balloon in the main body and the riders underneath. Would be perfect for a necromancer!

i'm afraid octopuses have no bones, just a beak.

Just think: eight spines connected to a skull and surrounding the beak.

Well, the sound of rolling dice IS quite wonderful.

the only reason for a GM to roll dice, according to one of the original creators of D&D

yeah, the only thing making it stressful is when the life of a character hang on the result of that roll.

And the aesop is: don't drug and DnD.

But what if DnD is your drug?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOD I'M COMING DOWN