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Raxon

Raxon




4th Jul 2018, 12:48 AM

Since it's the fourth of July, what better time than now for Uncle Rax to tell all you youngins about the beards and the boobees.

But first, let me tell you about genetics. In this setting I made, there are two primary human variants. Magi and normals. Magi are basically sorcerers, though it's a genetic quirk. One in ten thousand is born a magi, and their magic manifests at the onset of puberty. Due to this scarcity, magi have two primary mindsets. The first is that magi should not mate with normals.

The second is that magi should be allowed to mate with and marry normals. In the 80s and 90s, there were some... Civil rights issues regarding this second school of thought. Since magi are a race of badasses made of stamina and mental focus, and the fact that it's something like a 1 in 10 chance that each magi/normal hybrid would be a magi, the common school of thought was that magi males should mate with and marry multiple normals. It's not uncommon to see a magi dating or married to between three and six normal females.

So, we've got all that out of the way? Good! Let's talk about mating.

You see, boys and girls, when a magi man loves a woman very much, and is ready to commit to her for life, it is customary to put on a display to show that he's powerful and an ideal mate. This display is typically a magnificent lightshow, with fire, lightning, even water and ice. Using earth magic is discouraged in cities for obvious reasons.

Davrel is defective. He has no potential or ability whatsoever in the traditional elements. He's stuck with healing magic, in which his potential is slightly above average, or nonelemental magic. Davrel focuses on the latter.

With the ladies he wished to commit to in tow, he traveled to China, and took them to the center of Tiananmen square. He closed his eyes and raised his palms to the sky. The city began to dim, and after half an hour, it was dim like late twilight.

One of the three women glanced up and saw the source. A solar eclipse. The sun was just barely visible as a faint ring of light. From that ring of light, dozens of tiny reddish dots broke away. They grew larger and larger, until they landed all around the city. Enormous meteors. Smallish asteroids. After the echos of distant explosions faded, a new sound was heard. A cacophany of roars, which rattled windows and reverberated under your skin. Into the sky, from all direction, there were dragons.

Long, almost serpent-like lung dragons, the symbol of China, gathered in the sky. They were a multitude of colors, red, blue, green, white, with long, flowing manes running down their backs that flowed magnificently. Eight white ones blew a frosty white that swept across the city, and it began to snow in their wake of it. The snowflakes fell until they touched something, then vanished in a speck of light. Beijing began to sparkle with pinpricks of light all over.

Other dragons intertwined and danced in the sky, spraying showers of sparks, while others still spit lightning which crackled and chained across the glistening sparks.

After an hour or so, a blue lung dragon landed, and watched Davrel intently. After a very long display of this, the dragons retreated into the faint ring of light. The snow stopped, and the eclipse ended. The eclipse began at noon and ended at six in the afternoon.

The tradition is to show the full extent of your power. Having finished his display of illusions, of sound and fury, Davrel collapsed and fell unconscious from exhaustion, but the dragon remained. It had become curious about the source of the illusions, and was so impressed, it coiled around them to protect them from the authorities until Davrel could wake and pay the unspeakably high fines *coughbribescough* for disrupting the city for half a day.

And the answer to his proposal display, was yes.

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The dude




4th Jul 2018, 1:49 AM

Welcome back you amazing man!!!

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Kagami




4th Jul 2018, 1:49 AM

This is why you're the cool uncle, Uncle Rax.

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Guest




4th Jul 2018, 9:34 AM

Let me tell you the tale of the Bumblecane Clan.

In Pathfinder, a sorcerer draws their magical potential from some magically potent ancestor. The Bumblecane Clan are a family of magic users who have decided to take this to the logical conclusion. They bang everything in order to see what kind of crazy magical powers the kids will get.

Within this family are the Crunch siblings. Although their parents were a mystic theuge and a wizard, their family tree included an angel, an Orc warlord, a redeemed fallen angel (different from the regular angel), an esoteric dragon, and many generations of very horny magic users.

And that my friends, is how I justify my shameless minmaxing.

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Malroth

Malroth




4th Jul 2018, 4:20 PM

Stealing this incase my housecat telepath bites the big one.

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Guest




4th Jul 2018, 5:36 PM

It all started when I wanted to build the blastiest blast mage possible. Now to that end I needed a class that had access to both the admixture school of magic and the orc bloodline arcana. Turns out the Blood Arcanist archetype of the Arcanist class fulfills both requirements. Arcanist are Int based casters with several class features stacking off Charisma. The only race I could find that gave both Int and Cha was the Peri-blooded Aasimar. Now at this point I realized this character would by necessity have to have a pretty weird family tree, what with having both a redeemed fallen angel and an orc warlord in her past. Combine that with a binge of futa hentai and soon I was thinking about how powerful magic users would go about using magic to have all the sex. End result is as described above.

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Raxon

Raxon




4th Jul 2018, 11:10 PM

In my setting, magi are so genetically flexible, they can breed with dragons, orcs, bears, slimes, even some species of insects, and they produce viable offspring.

And that's how I justify having anthro animal people, and all manner of creature hybrids.

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TheStevest

TheStevest




4th Jul 2018, 4:29 PM

Spoiler: The joke will not stop.

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Generic Greg




4th Jul 2018, 6:32 PM
"Spoiler Alert"

it only gets worse

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Raxon

Raxon




4th Jul 2018, 11:05 PM

Worse? Or better?

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Generic Greg




5th Jul 2018, 3:03 AM

;)

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Generic Greg




5th Jul 2018, 3:03 AM

;)

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SL




5th Jul 2018, 11:10 PM
"I started reading just a few days ago."

And I already catched up...
But he, good to see it did not die, so I now got a new bookmark for my browser.

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