I still remember the time I managed to loot an entire dungeon.

Note: That's not 'steal everything in the dungeon', that's 'steal the friggin dungeon'. That's right, I stole a dungeon right off it's foundation.

That was the last time that DM let us use hammerspace in an anime-physics campaign...

Land deeds to dungeons are also good property.

I believe I have heard this story, and it is epic.
No, really. I'm not degrading the use of the word here.

This is entirely in character for Zoro, who can even get lost when running next to others who aren't lost.

I really need to watch One Piece, then. Dub, sub or manga? Hm, decisions...

personally, I like to watch it with subs, because those go much further then the dubs - no other reason, because the dub isn't that bad.

The manga is also very good, but is a reaaaly close second. (try to find a host side then that also translates the mini stories on the front pages and the SBS - the question and answare corner with Oda -because the questions and anwares can be sooooo funny!)

To anyone wondering about that nowadays, i'd say Manga. That's just my opinion, but the anime has gotten to a point where it must adapt less than 1 chapter per episode, and the pace really suffer from it (especially when some parts can already get quite long in the manga to begin with).
Of course, that'll also depend on what good the translation of the manga/anime is in your country/language.

My party ranger and I (the armored healer... not a cleric, but functionally about th same) unbolted a substantial amount of furniture from a guard tower once. We used it to barricade out the guards. Sadly, there wasn't much of value in that place...

If you find nothing of value, then you simply haven't searched/appraised enough.

As a Rogue, my Appraise skill is well-used. I once said I wanted to appraise the current Big Bad's Study. Nat 20. So I rolled to explode... Nat. 20. With the +12 I had at the time (level 6), that's an appraisal of 52.

I ended up finding a secret safe hidden beneath a throw rug, with about 90k Gold worth of various jewels, gems, and valuable but otherwise useless trinkets.

The party rejoiced that day.

you know that "steal anything that is'nt nailed down and on fire" thing? Well a character with fire based ability if used well can still what's on fire too.
I still imposed to him that he had to find a way to stop the fire quickly as it damaged the objects.

He should ask the mooks to take him to their leader.