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ace229




30th Jul 2014, 12:38 AM
"sangi?"

re-stating sangi? can that work? Does that mean we are going to get a new stat sheet for him?

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Mysterious Commenter D




30th Jul 2014, 12:50 AM

At the very least, he's earned a hogshead of experience for downing Fullbody earlier.
We know he'll have interesting flaws, as well.

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LazerWulf

LazerWulf




30th Jul 2014, 1:21 AM

I'd say "Hopeless Playboy" would definitely count as a flaw.

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Raxon

Raxon




30th Jul 2014, 1:32 AM

I can choose to have that as a flaw? I usually take that as an innate trait.

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Jeremiah




30th Jul 2014, 11:50 AM

That. And of course "Couldn't hit a Woman."

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Raxon

Raxon




30th Jul 2014, 8:38 PM

That would definitely be a flaw. A massive, massive flaw, preventing you from facing a full half your enemies.

Or, in Sanji's case, most of them.

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Super_Big_Mac

Super_Big_Mac




30th Jul 2014, 12:39 AM
"Kickin' it old school"

So, Sanji's about to have his points rearranged to make him the Black-Leg we know and love, eh?

Sweet~

Story time today is about times where a character's stats were rearranged, and the effects it had on the game, both good, bad, and (as always) hilarious.

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Raxon

Raxon




30th Jul 2014, 1:46 AM

I got one for you. It is both creative and horrifying.

See, I had this ilithid who thought he was human, and he got his tentacle on with basically every woman he came across. Finally, the DM was fed up. "You don't even have a penis! How are you seducing all these women?"

"I'm making a facial dex check."

Yep. Without being seen, I added facial dexterity as a second dex stat, with all my standard dex bonuses, putting him at around thirty dex... at level six. No OP feats at all. I just reasoned that, being such a lover, his face and his hands would have different ability levels.

I then showed everyone a little image from an old, old book, called dream of the fisherman's wife. WARNING! VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Never again was I asked to rationalize anything relating to the mind flayer with the porn 'stache who leaves many a maiden's bed dripping with the mucus of passion.

Yes, I actually said mucus of passion. I regret nothing.

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solokov




30th Jul 2014, 1:50 AM
"once again...."

I am left speechless and unable to come up with anything that even comes close to the level of stuff raxon has gotten into...

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xuincherguixe

xuincherguixe




30th Jul 2014, 2:10 AM

I need to try running that Cthulhu Mythos campaign with the Maid Rules again.

And invite Raxon.

And post the logs.

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hiddennijafist




30th Jul 2014, 3:22 PM

must not check link. must not check. link must not.... Dammit Raxon!

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MoTera




30th Jul 2014, 12:47 AM
"Stat-shifting"

My GM never exactly had a policy about stat shifting beyond 'if you've used it, you can't move it, also don't brag about it'

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BakaGrappler




30th Jul 2014, 4:47 AM

And now we know the real reason Sanji went from being able to crush a man with his bare hands to having SUPER STRONG LEGS.

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nathan400




30th Jul 2014, 7:45 AM

So basically, the DM is invoking the rite of stat swap?

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The Old One




30th Jul 2014, 1:05 PM

At the very least he's turning the throwaway NPC into a "Named" NPC. No longer shall this waiter be statted with 10s, but with respectable numbers in the teens and 20s as the gods intend.

SO MOTE IT BE! And he shall be known upon this sea as Sanji, the virgin eternal

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