Luke is going to eat all the food before it can reach the tables.
Oh? You think that the food somehow is going to survive him?
I think that even the food gets ruined! And not to forget, that there aren't gonna be any plates left that could bring that food to the table - if there somehow is going to be some, AND he indeed doesn't eat it....
Knowing Luke, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he multi-classed in Expert at some point... (It's actually a pretty good class if you're planning on a skill intensive-campaign!)
Yes but Factotum exists and blows Expert out of the water for any build with any INT at all and ties it for the builds that don't have it.
Ah, but this is assuming that - just theoretically - you weren't banned from using Factotum beforehand... ;) Not that this happened to anyone I know, wahahaha!
What did you do?